MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY!

THE CONCLAVE wishes to honor our dear brother Marcel (full name: Marcellus Denisius Insomnambulus de Borges Hibernium Rastafarius McTavish), who celebrates his 114th birthday today!

A resident at St. Ardbeg's since he was left on the doorstep of the chapel as an infant, fr. Marcel has diligently undertaken the study of the spirit, which has clearly led to his long, long life.

Though no longer able to don the loincloth of the brethren, Marcel nevertheless celebrates each day with a dram of Bowmore, honoring the long tradition of the fraternity of the Spirit.

Spiritum Laudamus and Happy Birthday!