SLEEPERS AWAKE!

THE MONKS OF ST. PEAT'S and the Caledonian Conclave would like to apologize to all the faithful for this site not having been updated for awhile. The Brothers awoke this morning from their holy stupor (and with an unholy headache), blinking in the light filtering through the stained glass of the abbey church. Upon staggering over to the sacred orrery, the Brother Astronomer's socks were literally knocked off by the realization that almost five years of sacred slumber had elapsed. The Spirit be praised! After splashing some holy water over their florid faces, and following a judicious intake of coma canis (literally, "hair of the dog"), the Brothers of the Order slowly returned to their assigned tasks. This was also the occasion for a bit of good-natured humor: upon being informed that, during their holy dormition, Donald Trump had become President of the United States, the Brothers erupted in laughter at such a preposterous notion! It's heartening to see that the world has not lost its sense of humor. That said, we look forward to learning who the actual President is at the earliest opportunity. Please contact the Caledonian Conclave at the number listed below to let us know.

In the meantime, we're back! Spiritum laudamus!